~.~


Too angry to put my feelings into words. Been containing the majority of it for too long. Feel a raging tempest inside me. If If I were to unleash it, it will be another episode that happened many years ago. Perhaps I should do something soon. Before I conclude this post, I want to say,

“YOUR A B***** F***HEAD WHO’S AS DEAD AS A PIECE OF CONCRETE! GO F*** YOUR F****ING WHORE WHEN YOU’VE THE CHANCE FOR I AM ABOUT TO PAY SOME PEOPLE TO CASTRATE YOU AND DROWN THAT F****ING WHORE. AFTERWARDS, I WILL KICK YOUR BE-DAMNED BODIES INTO THE SEWER TO ROT!  I FEEL CURSED TO THAT I COULDN’T CHOOSE THIS. NOW PISS THE HELL OFF!”

* The author is experiencing blinding rage and will probably be doing (or has done) some hasty things. Do not mourn for the author for the author will not take her own life. The author is in a rage but not stupid.



Spinach Boy


Browsing and shopping are one of my favourite pastimes. To spend hours strolling through the aisles, taking in the sights and smells.

It was a time like others, just browsing and picking up a few things. It’s a routine like any other – pick up a basket, get the stuff that I want or need and put it in the basket; pay upon exit.

Starting in the fresh produce section, I was picking up some fruit and veg when I heard the appearance of Spinach Boy. Yes, I heard him before I saw him. Interestingly enough. He was with his mother, 2 sisters and a Caucasian lady. I am not sure if he is trying to impress the Caucasian lady or not but he was talking rather loudly at the 3 ladies. He spoke of what ingredient would go with what for what he was gonna make which is just plain ol’ pasta. They were about to leave the section to go to another section when I heard him utter loudly,”WE NEED SPINACH! FRESH SPINACH! GOTTA HAVE FRESH SPINACH…” Spinach Boy proceeded to stomp up and down the fresh produce section, all the while muttering his sacred mantra of:

Where’d they put the fresh spinach?!
I need fresh spinach!
Fresh spinach!Fresh spinach! Fresh spinach! Fresh spinach!
There’s no spinach?!
Where’s the spinach?!
I don’t see any spinach!
Can’t find the fresh spinach!
It can’t be that they don’t have fresh spinach!
Fresh spinach! Fresh spinach! Fresh spinach! Fresh spinach!

What did Lizzy do upon hearing this mantra? I just smirked and laughed to myself at his boisterous behaviour. From the corner of my eye, I sighted various types of spinach but Spinach Boy did not even recognize what he sought. It seems that the more you seek something, the more it eludes you. I could see the ladies just rolling their eyes at his ridiculous behaviour.

My Lizzy ears encountered Spinach Boy’s booming vocal chords again. This time at the noodle section. After all the inaccurate teachings and philosophy of pasta to his sisters, he merely picked up regular spaghetti alongwith 2 bottles of ready-to-eat pasta sauce. ROFL

All that talking and he ends up using bottled ready-to-eat sauce. I’d be embarrassed if I were him. I for one, do not use ready-to-eat pasta sauces. I usually cook down my sauce from scratch and I pride myself for that.

At the check-out, Spinach Boy proceeded to justify to his mother why he needed those McCormick spice/herbs. All he said was that it’s used for Pasta. =.=” He continued to mutter his spinach mantra…  It seems that he only knows how to cook pasta.

It was not surprising that I could still hear him reciting his spinach mantra in the car park. Sigh… By the spinach gods and all things green, I hope to never encounter Spinach Boy again…



Sleepwalker


When I was a child, I thought that sleepwalking was a condition that only existed in books and movies. A condition conjured up by authors, Hollywood and creators of fairy tales.

Only when I was studying overseas did I experience it first hand. It was then that I learnt that this condition is not a joke nor a story but is rather serious. My housemate, here dubbed Jessie, was a sleepwalker. She was my direct neighbour (room is directly next to me).

Jessie had several sleeping disorders and went through sleep studies as part of her treatment/diagnosis. She had bad snoring problems which she later rectified with surgery. I could literally hear her snores through the walls while I worked. LOL

Unlike me, Jessie had already finished her studies and was working. I was working on my final year thesis then. I slept during the day and worked on my thesis from mid-afternoon till about dawn. Yes… Dawn as in sunrise. Jessie worked so she kept normal human hours.

One night, I thought I heard someone walking up and down the corridor. I went out of my room to check but saw no one. This went on for a while and progressed to me hearing someone playing with the light switches in the bathroom. (Both our rooms were in front of the bathroom which was separated by a corridor.) Not only that! I heard someone going in and out of Jessie’s room. This normally occured between 3-5am.

After establishing the time pattern, I would kept alert at these times. When I am certain that I hear those sounds, I’d slowly open my door and peep. Every time I caught Jessie sleepwalking, she’d be doing something different. She’d always be barefoot in her pyjamas with her eyes closed whilst wearing a sleeping expression on her face. She’d sometimes still be snoring while sleepwalking.

Episode 1 – Jessie playing with the bathroom light switches.

Episode 2 -  Jessie walking up and down the corridor with her eyes closed.

Episode 3 – Jessie opening her room door, stepping into her room and closing the door. Subsequently, opening her room door again, stepping out into the corridor and closing the door. The action would be repetitive like a .gif clip.

Episode 4 – I open the door and she’s standing in front of my room door. Static. When she does this, I’d let out a scared yelp which wakes her up. She’d wonder why she’s in the corridor.

Episode 5 – Similar to Episode 3 but with the bathroom door.

Episode 6 – She’d walk around the house, opening and closing all the doors in the house.

When I spoke to her of what I saw, she confirmed that she had sleepwalking problems. Adding that  she had not been sleepwalking in a long while.  Jessie has no recollection of her nightly rendezvous except she’ll feel really tired in the morning. Her mom, Mrs K told me that if I were to see her sleepwalking again, I was to tell Jessie to go back to sleep in a firm but calm voice. So I became Jessie’s night guardian. I’d say,”Jessie go back to bed.” when I saw her sleepwalking. She did go back to her room to sleep.

Mrs K later revealed to me that her own uncle was also a sleepwalker but a very different sort. He’d walk about and shout at ppl. Its hilarious to imagine a middle-aged man trodding around in his PJs and shouting at ppl he comes across. :lol:

Recently, I read an article that a man had sleepwalked off a balcony and almost killed himself.  He’s still hospitalised with severe injuries. No one knows exactly how sleepwalking occurs. There are only theories. My house-mate stopped sleepwalking after a while coz she sought help from professionals. So if you or someone you know sleepwalks, pls get checked up by doctors as it could be dangerous.



Underminder


You are the underminder.

You always try to undermind me where you can.

You often tend to also override me.

I will not use position to thumb down someone of a puny position

I shall never try to achieve your level of stoicisms.

I shall not extend myself to lust for levels of financial possessiveness.

I shall not boast my knowledge bank.

I will not strive to be pretentious to have better relations with certain parties.

I am not overinflated with ego and pride;

Nor do I need to belittle others to make myself feel superior;

Nor will I stand from a position of privilege to smirk at another’s disposition, misfortune or ignorance.

All this I shall not do.

I pray hard that I shall always remember my roots;

And live true to myself.



Sushi


One evening, when the 3 amigos decided to have dinner together.

Bosscat: So do you want to eat Sakae* or Sushi?

Alle: Huh?!

Bosscat: So do you want to eat Sakae* or Sushi?

Alle: Huh?!!!!

Bosscat: So do you want to eat Sakae* or Sushi?

Alle: I sakai** you then you know!

Lizzy: :lol:

Here is the translation for the benefit of those who do not understand the above lingo.

*Sakae is pronounced Sa-kay like Sake. Sakae is also short for Sakae Sushi – a fast food restaurant.

** Sakai means to beat-up