June 27th, 2010
Rain
It’s raining, It’s raining, The old man is snoring!
Rain rain, Go away, Come again another day!
March 24th, 2010
Brainless or Brainy?
If anyone every accuses you of being brainless, usually in a phrase “Are you brainless?!”, pls show them your head x-ray as hard evidence that your brain does indeed exist in reality and it dwells in your skull cavity. If you do not possess an x-ray of your head, just carry out one of the options.
- Go get an x-ray done.
- Use someone else’s x-ray film and make it your own. But do remember that patient’s name is printed on the film.
- Enquire if he, meaning the asker/accuser, has a brain himself.
- Tell him that your brain is taking a break as it has been working too hard recently.
- Feign that you have a brain tumour.
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Take for example Homer Simpson who has a small brain but is not totally brainless.
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Unless you’re this kind of brain then there’s nothing that can be done but pray for sudden and quick death. 
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Couple more days before its the weekend!!!!!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!
March 4th, 2010
Things not to do when…
… You stay in a apartment, flat, condo, duplex or upper levels of any building. Be considerate of your neighbours and refrain from doing the following.
- Use the mortar and pestle or batu lesung to make sambal or any spice/herb paste.
- Do exercises or have games involving a skipping rope.
- Do jumping jacks.
- Rehearse any sort of dance that requires stomping one’s feet.
- Wear wooden clogs.
- Make large marble or stone sculptures.
- Engage in noisy sex-capades.
- Start your own workshop of any sort i.e. metal fabrication, wood-shop, etc.
- Keep and breed farm animals…
- Do burnouts or donuts with your bike…
Common courtesy is becoming a rarity nowadays. So unless you own the whole block and no one else stays there but you, then pls be my guest and be indulge the activities above. Blek… Hehehe…
November 10th, 2009
Status Update….
Inspiration level check: Low… Need a boost.
Head check: A constant headache has been residing in my head for about 2 days and has not yet checked out.
Weather check: Heavy rain or hot sun.
Mental weather check: Indescribable…
Stomach happiness check: Just had a nice meal so stomach is rather happy.
Throat check: Quite parched… Time to drink something…
Long-winded-ness check: Positive detection.
Nonsense check: No refueling needed anytime soon.
Nuttiness check: Negative, am not made of peanuts.
October 12th, 2009
Weather Classics
Scenario : Sunny day…
Usual comment/complaint : “It’s so hot!” OR “I wish it would rain to make it cooler…”
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Scenario : Thunderstorm…
Usual comment/complaint : “Scary weather… When will it stop…?” Or “Weather like that how to go out?!”
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Scenario : Cloudy and overcast…
Usual comment/complaint : “Oh no… Its gonna rain!” OR “I hope it doesn’t rain!”
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Scenario : Rainy Day…
Usual comment/complaint : “Aiyo…. I wish it would stop raining!” OR “Nice weather to sleep.”
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Scenario : Windy Day…
Usual comment/complaint : “So windy, my hair become like orang gila d…” OR “I fly away then how?”
Lizzy’s say – It’s tough being the big dude atop. If I were to take the position, I would just smite the complainants and no more complaints will be heard. Hence, there will be peace and I can shut down the customer service and complaints department. Muahahahahahaha….