January 13th, 2010
10 honest things about me
It was early in the New Year of 2010 when I was happily surfing the net and read a post on MKL’s blog who had my name posted there except there being a small spelling mistake. I know that my name is hard to spell or rather tedious to type and atypically is misspelt but I’m not complaining. I’m the only dual coloured lizard on the net. Muahaha…
Ok… Back to the post. I am not one to always do tag posts and the thing about me is that I don’t pass it on so it stops with me. Heh… Sorry, MKL. 
But there is an open invitation for anyone to my readers who wish to do this tag. So here’s 10 truckloads of honesty about the special PINK-N-PURPLE-LIZARD!
~~~~ 10 Honest things about me ~~~~
#1 - I have fallen down stairways and staircases in many fashions. Be it stairs which are tiled, concrete, wooden or metal; or spiral staircases, single flights and multiple flights; sideways, backward and front-on, I have graced all of them. These were all accidents of course without any lasting injuries. The most memorable fall was on Christmas Day some years back where I slid down a metal spiral staircase. Ended up with bruises which looked like tiger stripes. 
#2 - I’m allergic to certain foods. I have food allergies to certain Chinese herbs and the damned Pineapple. If anyone wants to know what happens when I consume these foods, be ready to pay for my hospital bill and get the shock of your life. Plus if I die as a result from it, you’re to explain to my friends, family and police; and bear the funeral expenses. 
Yes… It can be that severe.
#3 - When I drive, I talk to the drivers of the other cars and pedestrians. O_O How? I say things like “Can u just keep to your lane already?!” and “All that modification with the loud Vroom Vroom noise and you cant even beat me.” (This is when I get challenged).
#4 - I love driving around. I like to take long drives and take-in the sights. It helps clear my mind and makes me happy. Plus the petrol is still subsidised so I can burn the government’s money since I don’t pay taxes (under the minimum bracket). Muahahaha!
#5 - I was never the top niche student. I never failed anything despite my lack of studying but never really made it to the top creme de la creme. I’m not a studious person either. Heh~
#6 - I can be quite a lazy creature who loves to just sleep and laze around. Hehehe….
#7 - I prefer Cats to Dogs. Cats are more independent and can be as affectionate as dogs. They’re also more amusing than dogs. I don’t mind dogs as well but I really dislike small dogs like Chihuahuas and Pekingese.
#8 - I hate it when ppl bring their pets with them to public places like malls, shops and restaurants. Pets are not meant to be treated on par with humans and are to be kept at home. Ppl who bring their dogs in small dogs put themselves to be the animals servants and have no consideration to others. The only few public places a pet should be is a park, vet, beach or being walked along the road. ~.~
#9 - I like to just sit down and watch life go by. It’s interesting what one can observe by just doing that. Some observations are just downright hilarious. 
#10 - I don’t read girly magazines. By girly magazines I don’t mean Penthouse or Playboy! I mean magazines like Marie Claire and Cleo. I prefer reading other things which have more substance.
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And that’s the end of the 10 miles. Whether you think I’m a weirdo or not after reading it, it won’t bother me coz Sticks and stones may break my bones but words cannot hurt me.